#Atheism 13/20

Virgin Mary confesses - I hooked up with some guy on Ashley Madison.

The conception of Jesus coincides with a tawdry affair that Mary had on an adultery website. Bethlehem. For almost 2000 years, Christians...

Bigfoot has been spotted in the North West Territories by missionaries and instantly they tried to teach him the world of Jesus Christ....

The Religious right have discovered a cure for COVID 19. It involves sticking your fingers in your ears and screaming "Nah nah nah, I...

Pope Francis accidentally elected a new pope while smoking pot in the Sistine Chapel. Vatican City. While the entire world is on...

Televangelist Jim Bakker had words for the Otis and Young Bumble Ball. Similar to Corona Beer and anything with the number 19, on the...

When exposed to positive Christian messages and memes on facebook, an Atheists faith in God triples to what it once was. A study was done...

The key holder Jesus made for his imaginary father in high school has been discovered in an archeological dig in Nazareth and is...

"Bohemian Rhapsody" is a song by the British rock band Queen. It was written by Freddie Mercury for the band's 1975 album A Night at the...

The Flat Earth dome that covers the world is preventing raptured Christians from reaching heaven and being with Jesus Christ. When the...