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BREAKING: Baphomet has now answered as many prayers as God.
In a race to answer as many prayers as possible to become the supreme God, Baphomet has now answered just as many prayers has the God of...
Anarchy as Flat Earth dome halts Christians ascent during the rapture.
The Flat Earth dome that covers the world is preventing raptured Christians from reaching heaven and being with Jesus Christ. When the...
Five Televangelists transmute to form giant prayer bot to fight evil atheists.
Five of the world's Televangelists have formed together to create MechaPrayBot. Joel Osteen, Kenneth Copeland, Peter Popoff, Jim Bakker...
Pat Robertson upset he may die before the world ends in the rapture.
With the Christian Televangelist having just celebrated his 90th birthday, he may not see the rapture and it is upsetting him. All his...
Pope Francis: Post COVID-19 women should be allowed to go to work.
Against his better judgement, Pope Francis has decreed that because of the economic and global disaster that this pandemic has brought,...
