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Heaven now able to contract for your soul after admitting its first lawyer.
Before hell was the only place that admitted lawyers into the afterlife, hence the ironclad contract that they had for your soul. Well,...
Archangel Gabriel's bowling team makes finals: expect thunderstorms.
The archangel Gabriel's bowling team The Pearly Gate Crashers has made the celestial finals in The Heaven Open. Expect an abundance of...
BREAKING: Davey was molested by Pastor Miller during series; prompted suicide.
There is a dark side to the misadventures of Davey Hansen and his dog, Goliath. Davey was molested by Pastor Miller all throughout the...
Missionary eaten after cannibalistic tribe mistake him for Body of Christ.
A missionary was cooked alive when he tried to teach one of the last unspoiled cannibalistic tribes about the Eucharist. BRAZIL. The...
All Kosher salt revealed to be actually made from the carcass of Lot's wife.
For those who are vegetarian and like too cook with Kosher salt, you have been lied to. We all know the story in Genesis (18-19) of Sodom...
