Search
Christ put back into schools, became educated, dumps religion for science.
After years of Evangelical protest, Jesus Christ was put back in school to finish his GED, Jesus Christ, after a couple of millennia of...
FOUND: The 2000 year-old copy of Photoshop that turned Christ caucasian.
The copy of photoshop that the ancient Christians used to make Jesus Christ caucasian was found in a cave near Jerusalem. Jerusalem,...
Evolution proven true as Jim Bakker clearly evolved from pond scum.
The evolution deniers are hemming and hawing at the latest proof that evolution is true. Darwin and other 19th-century biologists found...
During virus shutdown, Osteen wants you to donate money through Venmo.
Because of a global pandemic and lack of church attendants, there still has to be a way that the church will get their money. Houston,...
CDC Suggests: Boil yourself after coming in contact with any priest.
The CDC has released a few other preventive measures to avoid all diseases when dealing with the clergy. The 'Clergy' already has a...
