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In defiance of BLM, GOP changes pledge to "All Nations Under God."
As an ultimate 'Fuck You' to BLM, the GOP changes the pledge of allegiance to include the words "All Nations Under God." Americans know...
For 5,000 years in a row, God wins annual hide & seek championship.
The annual hide and seek championship was won, yet again, by God by not being found. Every year, every religion on earth play the annual...
BREAKING: Pope comes out as left-handed, ostracized by the church.
It turns out that Pope Francis is left-handed and if this were 1000 years ago, he would have been killed. Instead, the Catholic church...
Heaven now able to contract for your soul after admitting its first lawyer.
Before hell was the only place that admitted lawyers into the afterlife, hence the ironclad contract that they had for your soul. Well,...
Archangel Gabriel's bowling team makes finals: expect thunderstorms.
The archangel Gabriel's bowling team The Pearly Gate Crashers has made the celestial finals in The Heaven Open. Expect an abundance of...
