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Pope to change 'Archbishop' to 'Grand Dragon' in effort to connect with Americans.
In an effort to get more in touch with American Christians, the Pope has decided to retitle the position of Arch Bishop to that of 'Grand...
The Vatican lists The Spanish Inquisition as the favourite of all inquisitions.
When a poll was taken amongst Catholics, the Spanish Inquisition is still named the favorite of all the inquisitions. Throughout the...
Vatican Arby's introduces The Head of John the Baptist and Fries.
The Vatican Arby's has just come out with a new item on the menu. The Head of John the Baptist with a side of Fries and a second side of...
PASTOR: Cure for COVID 19 is to stick fingers in ears and scream.
The Religious right have discovered a cure for COVID 19. It involves sticking your fingers in your ears and screaming "Nah nah nah, I...
BREAKING:Pot smoking, sequestered Pope accidentally elects new Pope.
Pope Francis accidentally elected a new pope while smoking pot in the Sistine Chapel. Vatican City. While the entire world is on...
