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Fat Jesus put on drastic workout regimen to get fit for the rapture.
After 2000 years, Jesus' agents have decided that Jesus is finally ready to come back for the rapture, but he needs to get in shape...
BREAKING: Costco now offers samples of Jesus in all its stores.
So your shopping experience isn't cut short by having to go to church, Costco is now offering the eucharist to patrons of the store at...
Ford releases SUV with Jesus tracts already haphazardly strewn onto it.
In an attempt to connect with its demographic, Ford is has released a vehicle that already has the message of Christ haphazardly...
Anarchy as Flat Earth dome halts Christians ascent during the rapture.
The Flat Earth dome that covers the world is preventing raptured Christians from reaching heaven and being with Jesus Christ. When the...
Christ's work promotion caused the power to go to his head. So they killed him.
How a humble carpenter became the CEO to the biggest company in the world and how it ruined him. Judea, 33 AD. When people take a...
