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BREAKING: Vatican stops atheist time-travel scheme to save Jesus.
For at least fifty years the science has had the ability to time travel, but the Catholic church has hid the technology to prevent...
Pope to change 'Archbishop' to 'Grand Dragon' in effort to connect with Americans.
In an effort to get more in touch with American Christians, the Pope has decided to retitle the position of Arch Bishop to that of 'Grand...
Vatican refuses to clean up slime trail left behind by Card. George Pell.
Cardinal George Pell was convicted of sexual abuse but is released from prison, but what of his slime trail? PERTH, AU. One of the most...
Pope Francis: Post COVID-19 women should be allowed to go to work.
Against his better judgement, Pope Francis has decreed that because of the economic and global disaster that this pandemic has brought,...
BREAKING: Pope assigns April 3rd as the virgin Mary's celestial rape day.
Doing some quick math with Jesus being born on Christmas, Mary would have been impregnated in April. Another Christian Holiday has been...