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During virus shutdown, Osteen wants you to donate money through Venmo.
Because of a global pandemic and lack of church attendants, there still has to be a way that the church will get their money. Houston,...
CDC Suggests: Boil yourself after coming in contact with any priest.
The CDC has released a few other preventive measures to avoid all diseases when dealing with the clergy. The 'Clergy' already has a...
Christian Band Stryper Confesses: "We owe everything to the devil."
The Christian Rock Band 'Stryper' admits that they are nothing without the influence of the devil to make sick riffs. Birmingham, AL. The...
Coronavirus Price Gouging: Church's thoughts & prayers costing $79 each.
Normally thoughts and prayers are free for those suffering from some sort of tragedy, but due to churches selling out of them at the...
Pat Robertson accidentally reveals his vestigial tail signaling end times.
While on vacation in Florida, Pat Robertson leaned over and revealed a shocking secret: He has a vestigial tail. Pat Robertson, the owner...