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Annoying Theist threatens that Hell will be absent of his obnoxious self.
Claims made by theist that spending eternity with obnoxious self in Heaven, make spending infinity in Hell a better proposition. The...
VP Pence to sign bill banning police dogs because of their gay tendencies.
Pence plans to repeal, "Don't Lick, Don't Bark." and remove dogs from the police force. Dog have been a crucial part of law enforcement...
BREAKING: Science proves Apes and Jesus share a common ancestor.
Jesus did not evolve from an ape - Jesus was an ape, and his closest living relatives include chimpanzees and gorillas. Humans are more...
Baphomet reminds people that he is still a demon and only a part-time accountant to make ends meet.
If you are looking to worship a member of the hierarchy of hell or figure out what is a write off on your taxes, then Baphomet is the...
Four year-old atheist sent to room for too much critical thinking.
When a four-year old asked questions that his theist parents couldn't answer, he was sent to his room without dinner. Harland Jessop, is...
