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BREAKING: "Accidental" red sock in heaven's laundry makes angels pink.
During Lucifer's visit over Christmas, a red sock was accidentally washed with all the white frocks, causing all the angel frocks in...
Christianity must be true, why else would you give up an awesome god like Odin?
Sometimes we have to face facts, it may not be the news we like to hear, but Christianity must be real, because we would be stupid just...
Muslims leaving Islam in droves when revealed 72 virgins are creepy incels.
Islam promises 72 virgins in heaven, but the concept of virgin has changed in recent years. One of the promises Islam makes to its...
BREAKING: Vatican stops atheist time-travel scheme to save Jesus.
For at least fifty years the science has had the ability to time travel, but the Catholic church has hid the technology to prevent...
Talking donkey continues silent protest because atheists doubt ability.
Belaam's talking donkey from the bible still isn't talking, insulted at atheists doubting his ability to actually speak. Balaam, amazed...
