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BREAKING: Imaginary friend sues atheists for comparing them to biblical monster.
It turns out that imaginary friends all over the globe are suing atheists because they keep comparing them to the genocidal,...
Disciples convincing Jesus he was messiah was a prank gone horribly wrong.
Tragedy strikes as twelve friends of Jesus of Nazareth convinced him that he was the next messiah, and that he would be resurrected if...
Due to amount of bleach Angels use, ozone depleting; Heaven heating up.
The amount of bleaching Angel frocks has caused a huge hole in heaven's ozone layer causing an ecological disaster of heavenly...
SHOCKING: Biblical flood just God waiting for honest plumber to die to fix leak.
We attribute the biblical flood to God being mad at the world and how corrupt it had become. New evidence reveals something else more...
Vatican Arby's introduces The Head of John the Baptist and Fries.
The Vatican Arby's has just come out with a new item on the menu. The Head of John the Baptist with a side of Fries and a second side of...