#Scientology

BREAKING: Xenu forcefully occupies Kolob, forces Scientology on Mormons.

A battle that has lasted millions of years is now over. Xenu the dictator over the Galactic Confederacy has overtaken Kolob and has...

Scientologist: We never actually said we weren’t a tax shelter.

A spokesperson for Scientology released a statement today saying that they never actually denied the fact that the 'religion' isn't a tax...

Scientologists de-converted after being forced to watch Battlefield Earth.

Scores of Scientologists are accidentally being de-converted after being forced to watch Battlefield Earth during their level 12...

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PROOF: Atheists faith in God triples when exposed to facebook memes.

When exposed to positive Christian messages and memes on facebook, an Atheists faith in God triples to what it once was. A study was done...

Found: the key holder that teen Jesus made in shop class is proof of God.

The key holder Jesus made for his imaginary father in high school has been discovered in an archeological dig in Nazareth and is...

Bohemian Rhapsody banned in Georgia unless Islamic lyrics altered.

"Bohemian Rhapsody" is a song by the British rock band Queen. It was written by Freddie Mercury for the band's 1975 album A Night at the...

Anarchy as Flat Earth dome halts Christians ascent during the rapture.

The Flat Earth dome that covers the world is preventing raptured Christians from reaching heaven and being with Jesus Christ. When the...