#Secondcoming

Jesus found in melting ice cap because of Climate Change. Christians Torn.

Climate deniers have changed their tune when an iceberg melting from the North Pole revealed a frozen Jesus Christ. Arctic Circle, CA....

Christian Leaders elect Greta Thunberg as the Second Coming of Christ. Kanye not even considered.

Jerusalem, Israel. In a second counsel of Nicaea, Christian leaders had a vote as to whom the second coming of Christ could be in these...

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PROOF: Atheists faith in God triples when exposed to facebook memes.

When exposed to positive Christian messages and memes on facebook, an Atheists faith in God triples to what it once was. A study was done...

Found: the key holder that teen Jesus made in shop class is proof of God.

The key holder Jesus made for his imaginary father in high school has been discovered in an archeological dig in Nazareth and is...

Bohemian Rhapsody banned in Georgia unless Islamic lyrics altered.

"Bohemian Rhapsody" is a song by the British rock band Queen. It was written by Freddie Mercury for the band's 1975 album A Night at the...

Anarchy as Flat Earth dome halts Christians ascent during the rapture.

The Flat Earth dome that covers the world is preventing raptured Christians from reaching heaven and being with Jesus Christ. When the...