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PASTOR: Cure for COVID 19 is to stick fingers in ears and scream.
The Religious right have discovered a cure for COVID 19. It involves sticking your fingers in your ears and screaming "Nah nah nah, I...
BREAKING:Pot smoking, sequestered Pope accidentally elects new Pope.
Pope Francis accidentally elected a new pope while smoking pot in the Sistine Chapel. Vatican City. While the entire world is on...
Jim Bakker to boycott Bumble Ball for resembling the Coronavirus.
Televangelist Jim Bakker had words for the Otis and Young Bumble Ball. Similar to Corona Beer and anything with the number 19, on the...
Vatican refuses to clean up slime trail left behind by Card. George Pell.
Cardinal George Pell was convicted of sexual abuse but is released from prison, but what of his slime trail? PERTH, AU. One of the most...
BREAKING: Baphomet has now answered as many prayers as God.
In a race to answer as many prayers as possible to become the supreme God, Baphomet has now answered just as many prayers has the God of...
