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Pope Francis: Post COVID-19 women should be allowed to go to work.
Against his better judgement, Pope Francis has decreed that because of the economic and global disaster that this pandemic has brought,...
BREAKING: Pope assigns April 3rd as the virgin Mary's celestial rape day.
Doing some quick math with Jesus being born on Christmas, Mary would have been impregnated in April. Another Christian Holiday has been...
FDA: Eucharist must have two food labels. Vegans are revolting.
The Food and Drug administration has come down hard on the Catholic Church for not having the nutritional information on the communion...
Catholic Churches in poorer areas getting leftover, bad cuts of Jesus.
Churches in the poorer areas of Italy have discovered that they are getting the less desirable cuts of Jesus when they take communion....
Christian Soccer League disbanded: Teams kept moving the goal posts.
The CSL, consisting of 3000 teams, has been disbanded yesterday because every single team in the league kept moving the goal posts to...
