#communion

FDA: Eucharist must have two food labels. Vegans are revolting.

The Food and Drug administration has come down hard on the Catholic Church for not having the nutritional information on the communion...

Catholic Churches in poorer areas getting leftover, bad cuts of Jesus.

Churches in the poorer areas of Italy have discovered that they are getting the less desirable cuts of Jesus when they take communion....

Communion Wafers to be sponsored by IHOP and taste like pancakes.

In an effort to bring in the Post-church crowd, IHOP will now sponsor communion wafers. In the latest marketing venture for the...

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PROOF: Atheists faith in God triples when exposed to facebook memes.

When exposed to positive Christian messages and memes on facebook, an Atheists faith in God triples to what it once was. A study was done...

Found: the key holder that teen Jesus made in shop class is proof of God.

The key holder Jesus made for his imaginary father in high school has been discovered in an archeological dig in Nazareth and is...

Bohemian Rhapsody banned in Georgia unless Islamic lyrics altered.

"Bohemian Rhapsody" is a song by the British rock band Queen. It was written by Freddie Mercury for the band's 1975 album A Night at the...

Anarchy as Flat Earth dome halts Christians ascent during the rapture.

The Flat Earth dome that covers the world is preventing raptured Christians from reaching heaven and being with Jesus Christ. When the...