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BREAKING: Monkeys deny Evangelicals share common ancestor.

In a shocker in the animal community, the entire monkey subspecies has come out saying that they refuse to believe that they and...

Trump's skin pigment can't hide that he's slowly turning into Satan.

Whereas others think that Trump puts on some sort of tanning base, the truth is revealed as to what the color of Trump's skin actually...

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PROOF: Atheists faith in God triples when exposed to facebook memes.

When exposed to positive Christian messages and memes on facebook, an Atheists faith in God triples to what it once was. A study was done...

Found: the key holder that teen Jesus made in shop class is proof of God.

The key holder Jesus made for his imaginary father in high school has been discovered in an archeological dig in Nazareth and is...

Bohemian Rhapsody banned in Georgia unless Islamic lyrics altered.

"Bohemian Rhapsody" is a song by the British rock band Queen. It was written by Freddie Mercury for the band's 1975 album A Night at the...

Anarchy as Flat Earth dome halts Christians ascent during the rapture.

The Flat Earth dome that covers the world is preventing raptured Christians from reaching heaven and being with Jesus Christ. When the...