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BREAKING: "Accidental" red sock in heaven's laundry makes angels pink.
During Lucifer's visit over Christmas, a red sock was accidentally washed with all the white frocks, causing all the angel frocks in...
Due to amount of bleach Angels use, ozone depleting; Heaven heating up.
The amount of bleaching Angel frocks has caused a huge hole in heaven's ozone layer causing an ecological disaster of heavenly...
Heaven now able to contract for your soul after admitting its first lawyer.
Before hell was the only place that admitted lawyers into the afterlife, hence the ironclad contract that they had for your soul. Well,...
BREAKING: God kills Satan. Religion is finally over. You can all go home.
God, distracted for a couple of millennia finally remembers to kill Satan. Now he is planning something new for everyone. For several...
BREAKING: Atheists have been de-converting the dead to become faithless.
Atheists are converting religious people to secularism after they've died and are buried in their own faith, preventing them from being...
