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Jesus' mother Mary speaks out: "My relationship with God was abusive."

In a tell-all book by Mary, the mother of Jesus, she reveals just how abusive and dismissive God was in their relationship. Mary, the...

Angst-filled Teenage Jesus yells at Joseph. "You're not my real dad!"

Yelling could be heard throughout Galilee yesterday when Teenage Jesus was asked to do chores but he just wanted to hang out with a dozen...

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PROOF: Atheists faith in God triples when exposed to facebook memes.

When exposed to positive Christian messages and memes on facebook, an Atheists faith in God triples to what it once was. A study was done...

Found: the key holder that teen Jesus made in shop class is proof of God.

The key holder Jesus made for his imaginary father in high school has been discovered in an archeological dig in Nazareth and is...

Bohemian Rhapsody banned in Georgia unless Islamic lyrics altered.

"Bohemian Rhapsody" is a song by the British rock band Queen. It was written by Freddie Mercury for the band's 1975 album A Night at the...

Anarchy as Flat Earth dome halts Christians ascent during the rapture.

The Flat Earth dome that covers the world is preventing raptured Christians from reaching heaven and being with Jesus Christ. When the...