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BREAKING: Vatican severs ties with Big Fish in favor of Tofu on Fridays.
For years Catholics have eaten fish on Fridays but after a disagreement with their profit percentage, they have severed ties with the...
Chick-fil-A caves to Big Grammar and finally apologizes for their name.
After protests from the GASS, Chick-fil-A came out with a statement today apologizing for all the ills that they have caused the Grammar...
War on Christian Music: 'In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida' should be changed to "In the Garden of Eden.
Christians are rallying against music that they deem unchristian. In an attempt to mainstream Christianity, the Christian Unity National...
BREAKING: Houston first city to test Giant Prayer Robots.
The landscape of Houston has changed once again with the adoption of Giant Prayer Robots roaming the city to remind you to pray to the...
Rev. Ted Haggard calls for human extinction: Straight people birth gays.
In an attempt to become relevant again, Reverend Ted Haggard calls for the extinction of the entire human race because any one of us can...
