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God is a slumlord. Adam and Eve describe Garden of Eden as a total 'shit hole'.

Adam and Eve has filed a grievance with the Landlord/Tenant Tribunal about the living conditions of The Garden of Eden. Adam and Eve had...

Now released, the 2021 models for stoning blasphemy and infidelity.

Smoother, wittier and packing a bone-crunching punch, the Catholic church has revealed the new 2021 Adultery stones. “On this years...

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PROOF: Atheists faith in God triples when exposed to facebook memes.

When exposed to positive Christian messages and memes on facebook, an Atheists faith in God triples to what it once was. A study was done...

Found: the key holder that teen Jesus made in shop class is proof of God.

The key holder Jesus made for his imaginary father in high school has been discovered in an archeological dig in Nazareth and is...

Bohemian Rhapsody banned in Georgia unless Islamic lyrics altered.

"Bohemian Rhapsody" is a song by the British rock band Queen. It was written by Freddie Mercury for the band's 1975 album A Night at the...

Anarchy as Flat Earth dome halts Christians ascent during the rapture.

The Flat Earth dome that covers the world is preventing raptured Christians from reaching heaven and being with Jesus Christ. When the...