#prayer

BREAKING: Baphomet has now answered as many prayers as God.

In a race to answer as many prayers as possible to become the supreme God, Baphomet has now answered just as many prayers has the God of...

Due to huge selfish prayer backlog, God is just getting to the Crusades.

God answers all prayer, but regardless of yes, or no, they are answered in order. Those who are sitting down and praying during the...

BREAKING: Prayer Wall stops devastating tsunami from destroying Miami.

Several Christians finally got together last night and prayed to stop a tsunami from hitting Miami that resulted in a 500 foot prayer...

Boy, 6, caught using vengeful, diabolical prayer against sister, 7.

Anthony Fremont was caught using a diabolical prayer where he asked God to smite his sister for taking is action figures. Peaksville,...

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PROOF: Atheists faith in God triples when exposed to facebook memes.

When exposed to positive Christian messages and memes on facebook, an Atheists faith in God triples to what it once was. A study was done...

Found: the key holder that teen Jesus made in shop class is proof of God.

The key holder Jesus made for his imaginary father in high school has been discovered in an archeological dig in Nazareth and is...

Bohemian Rhapsody banned in Georgia unless Islamic lyrics altered.

"Bohemian Rhapsody" is a song by the British rock band Queen. It was written by Freddie Mercury for the band's 1975 album A Night at the...

Anarchy as Flat Earth dome halts Christians ascent during the rapture.

The Flat Earth dome that covers the world is preventing raptured Christians from reaching heaven and being with Jesus Christ. When the...