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Helium truck hits sex doll transport resulting in Christians thinking it's the rapture.
When a helium truck stuck a transport carrying blow-up sex dolls on the 405 today, the resulting aftermath caused Evangelical Christians...
Pissed-off Christian returns to crappy job he quit, hoping it was end times.
Stuart Martin Briggs walked into his work at Wal-mart on Saturday with his head held low after he quit because he was sure that the end...
Fat Jesus put on drastic workout regimen to get fit for the rapture.
After 2000 years, Jesus' agents have decided that Jesus is finally ready to come back for the rapture, but he needs to get in shape...
Tiny lights appear over LA during Pandemic. Christians cry rapture.
Millions of lights appeared in the night sky over Los Angeles. It could only mean one thing. Los Angeles, CA. As if by the will of some...
Anarchy as Flat Earth dome halts Christians ascent during the rapture.
The Flat Earth dome that covers the world is preventing raptured Christians from reaching heaven and being with Jesus Christ. When the...
